1 00:00:05,338 --> 00:00:09,342 When I am gone, dream me some happiness. 2 00:00:09,342 --> 00:00:13,346 Nor let thy looks our long-hid love confess. 3 00:00:13,346 --> 00:00:15,849 Nor praise, nor dispraise me, 4 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:19,352 nor blesse nor curse openly love's force-- 5 00:00:24,357 --> 00:00:26,359 What is wrong, fair lass? 6 00:00:26,359 --> 00:00:29,863 Oh, save me, kind sir. Save me for pity's sake. 7 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:33,366 What miserable villain would take liberties with one so fair? 8 00:00:33,366 --> 00:00:35,368 Oh, a monster. 9 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:38,872 A depraved, unspeakable beast. 10 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:40,874 Coventry. 11 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:43,376 Fear not. None shall harm you... 12 00:00:43,376 --> 00:00:45,578 save he first defeat me. 13 00:00:45,578 --> 00:00:49,349 There you are! 14 00:00:51,351 --> 00:00:55,255 Damned wench. I warned you what would happen if you ever tried to leave me. 15 00:00:55,755 --> 00:00:58,525 Now get back to my bedchamber! 16 00:00:58,525 --> 00:01:00,493 I would rather die. 17 00:01:00,493 --> 00:01:02,929 Oh, you will wish it so, once I have had my way. 18 00:01:02,929 --> 00:01:06,666 The lady does not want you. And any fool can see why. 19 00:01:06,666 --> 00:01:09,636 I have flayed men alive for less. 20 00:01:09,636 --> 00:01:12,372 And I have heard frogs croak louder. 21 00:01:12,372 --> 00:01:15,775 You dare to insult me? I believe I do. 22 00:01:15,775 --> 00:01:20,280 Th-Th-Then you are a fool, and you shall soon be a dead fool. 23 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:22,148 You must not know to whom you are speaking. 24 00:01:22,148 --> 00:01:24,818 Oh, I believe I do. Now, let me see. 25 00:01:24,818 --> 00:01:28,755 No, do not coach me. I want to get it right. 26 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:32,659 A bully, a warthog... 27 00:01:32,659 --> 00:01:36,162 and one who makes up in sheer ugliness... 28 00:01:36,162 --> 00:01:40,200 for what he lacks in, uh, other areas. 29 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:44,471 You shall need more than fine manners and a sharp tongue to save you now, sir. 30 00:01:44,471 --> 00:01:48,341 - I have a sharp sword. - Oh. 31 00:02:43,062 --> 00:02:45,465 Oh, Duncan! Oh! 32 00:02:55,375 --> 00:02:59,546 Drop the blade, or she dies. I swear I'll kill her where she stands. 33 00:02:59,546 --> 00:03:02,815 You coward! You harm one hair on her head, 34 00:03:02,815 --> 00:03:05,251 and you'll have to answer to Duncan MacLeod. 35 00:03:05,251 --> 00:03:09,155 Drop it. Drop it now. 36 00:03:09,155 --> 00:03:14,260 Roxanne hoped that this stranger would somehow save her, 37 00:03:14,260 --> 00:03:17,564 but with the brutish Coventry's blade at her throat, all seemed lost. 38 00:03:17,564 --> 00:03:21,367 Hah! Then suddenly-- 39 00:03:25,138 --> 00:03:28,274 And? And? 40 00:03:32,011 --> 00:03:36,349 So what happens? Does he save her? 41 00:03:36,349 --> 00:03:39,452 For that, you'll have to buy the book. 42 00:03:41,721 --> 00:03:45,358 Ladies and gentlemen, Carolyn Marsh. 43 00:03:45,358 --> 00:03:48,161 Carolyn's available to sign your books now. 44 00:03:50,096 --> 00:03:52,632 Let's get in line. 45 00:03:52,632 --> 00:03:55,468 For sure. She's here right now. 46 00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:02,275 I read her last book. 47 00:04:06,479 --> 00:04:08,982 He is Duncan MacLeod, 48 00:04:08,982 --> 00:04:10,984 the Highlander. 49 00:04:10,984 --> 00:04:15,255 Born in 1592, in the Highlands of Scotland, 50 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:16,923 and he is still alive. 51 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:18,758 He is immortal. 52 00:04:18,758 --> 00:04:22,562 For 400 years, he's been a warrior, 53 00:04:23,997 --> 00:04:25,832 a lover, 54 00:04:28,568 --> 00:04:31,371 a wanderer, 55 00:04:31,371 --> 00:04:35,174 constantly facing other Immortals in combat to the death. 56 00:04:35,174 --> 00:04:37,977 The winner takes his enemy's head... 57 00:04:37,977 --> 00:04:40,179 and with it, his power. 58 00:04:40,179 --> 00:04:42,649 I am a Watcher, 59 00:04:42,649 --> 00:04:44,717 part of a secret society of men and women... 60 00:04:45,218 --> 00:04:48,254 who observe and record, but never interfere. 61 00:04:49,689 --> 00:04:51,758 We know the truth about Immortals. 62 00:04:51,758 --> 00:04:55,161 In the end, there can be only one. 63 00:04:55,161 --> 00:04:59,032 May it be Duncan MacLeod, the Highlander. 64 00:05:01,601 --> 00:05:03,736 Here we are 65 00:05:03,736 --> 00:05:06,973 Born to be kings 66 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:11,377 We're the princes of the universe 67 00:05:18,618 --> 00:05:20,620 I am immortal 68 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:24,424 I have inside me blood of kings 69 00:05:24,424 --> 00:05:27,126 I have no rival 70 00:05:27,126 --> 00:05:29,562 No man can be my equal 71 00:05:29,562 --> 00:05:33,533 Take me to the future of your world 72 00:05:50,483 --> 00:05:51,984 Well, that's it. 73 00:05:52,485 --> 00:05:54,987 Would you believe I maxed out all my credit cards? 74 00:05:54,987 --> 00:05:57,490 Everything except your library card, huh? 75 00:05:57,490 --> 00:06:00,493 Speaking of books, 76 00:06:00,993 --> 00:06:03,496 I have something I want to read to you. 77 00:06:03,496 --> 00:06:06,999 "As he strode into the room, she felt her knees weaken. 78 00:06:06,999 --> 00:06:09,902 "The dark eyes that roved over her were the color of midnight, 79 00:06:09,902 --> 00:06:13,773 his muscles as hard as the Highland hills that formed him." 80 00:06:13,773 --> 00:06:16,275 - Sounds like Shakespeare. - Not finished. 81 00:06:16,275 --> 00:06:19,712 "A mane of flowing hair to rival Lancelot's charger." 82 00:06:19,712 --> 00:06:22,482 Must be Fabio. 83 00:06:22,482 --> 00:06:24,951 "This was the man her father had hired to protect her-- 84 00:06:24,951 --> 00:06:28,454 "this barbarian, this smoky-eyed Scot, 85 00:06:28,454 --> 00:06:31,657 this Duncan MacLeod." 86 00:06:31,657 --> 00:06:33,593 What? 87 00:06:34,494 --> 00:06:35,895 What? 88 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:38,765 Coarse manners, a hairy mole. 89 00:06:38,765 --> 00:06:41,768 Coventry was swine from head to toe. 90 00:06:41,768 --> 00:06:44,270 A conniving, backstabbing-- 91 00:06:44,270 --> 00:06:46,873 Gerald! Gerald! 92 00:06:46,873 --> 00:06:48,775 Sir? 93 00:06:49,275 --> 00:06:52,111 I will kill her. I will absolutely kill her. 94 00:06:52,111 --> 00:06:53,880 Buchanan Books. 95 00:06:54,380 --> 00:06:58,117 Find out who's the editor of this miserable piece of dreck, 96 00:06:58,117 --> 00:07:00,019 and then find me the author. 97 00:07:00,019 --> 00:07:01,854 Immediately, sir. 98 00:07:03,856 --> 00:07:07,860 I warned you you would never get away with a stunt like this. 99 00:07:07,860 --> 00:07:10,863 Well, now you're going to pay. 100 00:07:13,699 --> 00:07:17,970 I don't believe it. Neither do I. "Muscles as hard as the Highland hills"? 101 00:07:17,970 --> 00:07:20,773 I meant someone actually writing this stuff. 102 00:07:20,773 --> 00:07:24,277 I thought maybe you wrote it yourself, except I met the writer. 103 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:27,480 Who is this Carolyn Marsh? I thought maybe you knew. 104 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:30,950 - You don't think I'd tell some mortal about my life. - You have before. 105 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:33,319 But not some romance novelist. 106 00:07:33,319 --> 00:07:36,088 Well, someone did, because you are a best-seller, baby. 107 00:07:36,088 --> 00:07:38,424 That's not fun-- Listen to this! 108 00:07:38,424 --> 00:07:40,893 "Roxanne's breath came in labored gasps... 109 00:07:41,394 --> 00:07:43,196 "as he crushed his lips to hers. 110 00:07:43,196 --> 00:07:46,799 Her hands reached for his kilt, where they found--" 111 00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:50,470 Wait a minute! I didn't read that. 112 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:53,272 Well, you know. 113 00:07:53,272 --> 00:07:55,708 Oh, so it's a little purple. 114 00:07:57,009 --> 00:07:58,778 The prose, I mean. 115 00:08:00,046 --> 00:08:02,215 Very funny. 116 00:08:02,215 --> 00:08:06,085 This isn't even close to the way it happened. 117 00:08:07,854 --> 00:08:11,190 Terence wasn't a lout. I was coming from Highgate. 118 00:08:11,190 --> 00:08:14,594 I'd been riding so long, I was starting to smell like my horse. 119 00:08:14,594 --> 00:08:18,097 Help! Help me! He's after me! 120 00:08:18,097 --> 00:08:22,001 Sir, oh, help me, please. I beg you! 121 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:24,837 What seems to be the problem? 122 00:08:24,837 --> 00:08:26,806 Oh, that pig! 123 00:08:30,376 --> 00:08:33,779 He's trying to take advantage of me maidenly honor. 124 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:36,215 It's a little late for that, is it not? 125 00:08:39,085 --> 00:08:42,121 So, thought you could take advantage of a gentleman. 126 00:08:42,121 --> 00:08:45,892 Oh, save me, kind sir, from a fate worse than death! 127 00:08:45,892 --> 00:08:50,229 Please! I beg your pardon, sir, but this is none of your affair. 128 00:08:50,229 --> 00:08:53,866 I'm afraid it is. It seems you're distressing this... lady. 129 00:08:53,866 --> 00:08:57,236 Stand clear, sir. This hussy and I have a score to settle. 130 00:08:57,236 --> 00:09:00,706 I beg to differ, sir. She's under my protection now. 131 00:09:03,743 --> 00:09:06,412 Do you know what you are protecting? A lady in need. 132 00:09:06,913 --> 00:09:09,015 That's no lady, sir. I beg your pardon! 133 00:09:09,015 --> 00:09:11,350 Your opinion of her is of no matter to me. 134 00:09:11,350 --> 00:09:13,986 I'm amazed how easily you can discard what you have not heard. 135 00:09:13,986 --> 00:09:17,256 Whatever she is she needs my help. Oh, spare me. 136 00:09:20,192 --> 00:09:23,029 I'm Duncan MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. 137 00:09:23,029 --> 00:09:26,032 - Oh. - I don't wish to fight you. 138 00:09:26,032 --> 00:09:30,503 But I will protect what's left of the lady's honor. 139 00:09:30,503 --> 00:09:34,373 Terence Coventry, and it's clear she has none left to protect. 140 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:47,320 You've been duped, sir. She's a common thief, 141 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:49,789 a barmaid who stole my purse. 142 00:09:51,624 --> 00:09:54,627 Harsh words, sir. Where's your proof? There. 143 00:09:56,829 --> 00:09:59,098 - Giddap! 144 00:09:59,098 --> 00:10:01,200 Come back with my horse! 145 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:03,636 See? See how chivalry is rewarded? 146 00:10:03,636 --> 00:10:06,372 There is no justice! 147 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,614 I'd buy you an ale to drown your sorrows, 148 00:10:15,114 --> 00:10:16,616 but she stole every penny I had. 149 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:19,151 At least you have a horse. 150 00:10:19,151 --> 00:10:23,422 If you would not mind, sir, to give me a ride to the next town, 151 00:10:23,923 --> 00:10:26,525 - I'll buy the ale. - Oh. 152 00:10:26,525 --> 00:10:28,861 We can discuss the death of chivalry. 153 00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:33,165 Done! Gentlemen of our caliber should stick together. 154 00:10:35,067 --> 00:10:38,938 Especially when we're taken advantage of by-- by-- 155 00:10:38,938 --> 00:10:40,940 A hussy of that sort? 156 00:10:40,940 --> 00:10:43,843 Actually, I had a better word in mind. 157 00:10:43,843 --> 00:10:46,212 Biabest, giddap! 158 00:10:46,212 --> 00:10:49,215 I say, MacLeod, you could use a bath. 159 00:10:49,215 --> 00:10:52,218 That's not me. That's the horse. 160 00:11:02,028 --> 00:11:04,030 Oh, my! 161 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,902 Duncan MacLeod? 162 00:11:09,902 --> 00:11:11,904 No. 163 00:11:15,841 --> 00:11:19,211 I'd like to speak to the editor of the Carolyn Marsh books, please. 164 00:11:19,211 --> 00:11:21,580 It's regarding the Blade of the MacLeods. 165 00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:29,722 You wouldn't happen to be Scottish, would you? 166 00:11:29,722 --> 00:11:32,958 No, I don't want to be put through to her fan club, thank you. 167 00:11:33,459 --> 00:11:37,463 You know, I can't believe you're taking this so seriously. 168 00:11:37,463 --> 00:11:40,466 Why not? This is my name, my life! 169 00:11:40,466 --> 00:11:43,335 What am I supposed to do? Ignore it? 170 00:11:43,335 --> 00:11:46,706 Well, well, well. Look what the cat dragged in. 171 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,908 What's she doing here? 172 00:11:48,908 --> 00:11:52,645 By the looks of it, I'd say she's shopping for tenderloin. 173 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:59,085 Excuse me. Can I help you? 174 00:11:59,085 --> 00:12:02,088 Please just tell me that you're Duncan MacLeod. 175 00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:05,491 Okay, I'm Duncan MacLeod. 176 00:12:05,491 --> 00:12:07,793 Oh, but you're perfect. 177 00:12:07,793 --> 00:12:10,129 Just perfect. Thank you. 178 00:12:13,099 --> 00:12:15,468 Something smells kind of funny in here. 179 00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:17,269 It's probably lust. 180 00:12:17,770 --> 00:12:20,773 Uh, Duncan, this is Carolyn Marsh, the lady with the book. 181 00:12:20,773 --> 00:12:23,476 You don't say! Do I know you? 182 00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:25,578 The book signing this morning. 183 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:28,314 Oh! You know, I have so many fans. 184 00:12:28,314 --> 00:12:31,851 Just another face in the crowd. You know how it is. 185 00:12:36,622 --> 00:12:38,124 We need to talk. I agree. 186 00:12:38,624 --> 00:12:41,727 And I think it would be so much easier to discuss things over a drink. 187 00:12:41,727 --> 00:12:44,764 Well, why don't we justall sit and talk and have a drink? 188 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:47,533 - Oh, I don't think that's necessary. - Oh, I do! 189 00:12:47,533 --> 00:12:51,837 - This is business. - Well, in that case, I insist. 190 00:12:51,837 --> 00:12:55,841 Ladies! Ladies! I can walk. 191 00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:02,114 Your book's quite imaginative. 192 00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:04,617 And you're wondering where I get my ideas. 193 00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:07,620 A lot of people ask that. Really? 194 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:10,623 Well, it's simple. Duncan MacLeod is real. 195 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:14,627 For 400 years, the name's been popping up in legends all over the world. 196 00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:18,497 Scotland, Italy, Turkey. Turkey? Imagine that. 197 00:13:18,497 --> 00:13:21,801 Always the same story. A warrior comes down from the Highlands, 198 00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:24,270 fighting battles, protecting the weak. 199 00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:28,707 Always Duncan MacLeod. What do you think of that? 200 00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:30,776 Fascinating. 201 00:13:31,277 --> 00:13:34,280 It used to drive me crazy, and then I finally figured it out. 202 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:36,615 I know the truth. 203 00:13:36,615 --> 00:13:38,751 The what? 204 00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:42,488 Uh, uh, excuse me just one-- 205 00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:45,724 Um, what is the truth? 206 00:13:46,225 --> 00:13:48,561 What does man need most? 207 00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:52,097 Besides that. 208 00:13:52,097 --> 00:13:56,235 Heroes. And if there aren't any, he creates them. 209 00:13:56,235 --> 00:14:00,239 Duncan MacLeod exists because we want him to exist. We need him to exist. 210 00:14:00,739 --> 00:14:02,641 So, you don't actually think it's the same guy? 211 00:14:02,641 --> 00:14:05,277 Are you nuts? He'd have to be immortal. 212 00:14:08,614 --> 00:14:11,383 That's very funny. About this book-- 213 00:14:11,383 --> 00:14:15,754 Books. A whole series of them, set in different time periods. It's a gimmick. 214 00:14:15,754 --> 00:14:20,192 But to really sell it, I need today's Duncan MacLeod. And that's where you come in. 215 00:14:22,061 --> 00:14:24,930 - That's where I get out. - It's a gold mine! 216 00:14:24,930 --> 00:14:27,933 I'm not interested. 217 00:14:27,933 --> 00:14:30,569 Look, I've seen your "doh-bro," or whatever you call it, 218 00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:33,072 and I've seen Dumpsters with better facilities. 219 00:14:33,572 --> 00:14:36,375 That's true, I agree, but it's, it's him. 220 00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:39,111 Well, I know you need the cash, so what's the deal here? 221 00:14:39,612 --> 00:14:41,080 There is no deal. 222 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:44,316 Well, maybe I should do a little research into Duncan MacLeod. 223 00:14:44,316 --> 00:14:48,554 Oh, what, and find out he was born in the Highlands of Scotland 400 years ago? 224 00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:51,190 -Maybe he has something to hide. 225 00:14:51,190 --> 00:14:54,460 What will it take for you to get off my back? 226 00:14:54,460 --> 00:14:57,196 Come to the party my publisher is throwing. Just give it a try. 227 00:14:57,696 --> 00:15:00,866 - If you don't like it, I'm gone. 228 00:15:00,866 --> 00:15:03,836 Or should I set the research drones to work? 229 00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:10,576 Okay, one time, one party. 230 00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:13,479 No publicity, no press, no pictures. 231 00:15:14,780 --> 00:15:17,082 That's the deal. 232 00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:19,451 Okay. Deal. 233 00:15:19,451 --> 00:15:22,388 But try to come alone. 234 00:15:22,388 --> 00:15:24,890 Not in your lifetime. 235 00:15:43,509 --> 00:15:47,012 Uh, I'm just gonna go over there for just one second. 236 00:15:47,012 --> 00:15:49,515 No. I'll be back in one minute. I'll be back-- 237 00:15:50,015 --> 00:15:53,018 Will you sign my book? Oh, hi there. Um, yes, in a moment. 238 00:15:53,018 --> 00:15:55,020 Please? Ohh. Thank you. 239 00:15:55,521 --> 00:15:58,023 I hate this. 240 00:15:58,524 --> 00:16:01,026 Oh, yeah, right. Now, you agreed. 241 00:16:01,026 --> 00:16:03,529 Besides, I don't remember any torture chamber. 242 00:16:03,529 --> 00:16:07,533 What other choice did I have? Oh, you love being the Scottish action hero. 243 00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:09,535 Oh, don't be ridiculous! 244 00:16:11,036 --> 00:16:14,039 But I guess I'll have to live with it. 245 00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:18,477 So, Tim, what's the body count so far? 246 00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:22,614 So far, three reviewers and aVanity Faireditor had to have smelling salts. 247 00:16:22,614 --> 00:16:25,985 - Carolyn, it's absolutely brilliant! 248 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:29,188 What did I tell you? Didn't I tell you? He's a gold mine. 249 00:16:29,188 --> 00:16:31,423 Oh, he's gorgeous, that's what he is. 250 00:16:31,423 --> 00:16:34,059 Camera's gonna love him. 251 00:16:34,059 --> 00:16:37,096 - He's coming over. - Be still, my beating heart. 252 00:16:37,096 --> 00:16:40,833 -Oh, my! - Duncan, this is my publicist, Tim. 253 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:44,336 - Hi. Nice to meet you. - Pleasure. 254 00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:47,072 -Carolyn, in your research on the MacLeods, 255 00:16:47,072 --> 00:16:51,677 did you happen to come across any archetypal women-- you know, goddess types? 256 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:54,980 Oh, he got tangled up with someone once in, uh, Turkey. 257 00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:59,651 But she was just a cheap whore and a thief. 258 00:16:59,651 --> 00:17:03,322 - Not really worth mentioning. - Really? 259 00:17:07,726 --> 00:17:11,764 Would you excuse us for a moment? We've just got something to discuss. 260 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,533 In private. 261 00:17:22,074 --> 00:17:25,144 What now? Maybe it's the real Duncan MacLeod. 262 00:17:25,144 --> 00:17:28,514 Funny. Very funny. 263 00:17:29,014 --> 00:17:30,949 If it isn't the superhero himself. 264 00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:35,087 Duncan MacLeod. 265 00:17:35,087 --> 00:17:37,423 Terence Coventry. 266 00:17:38,424 --> 00:17:40,926 You here for me? 267 00:17:40,926 --> 00:17:46,765 Don't flatter yourself. No. I'm here for her. 268 00:17:57,609 --> 00:18:00,846 If anyone had a reason to kill her, it should be me. 269 00:18:00,846 --> 00:18:03,348 I'm the one with my name on the cover. 270 00:18:03,849 --> 00:18:06,351 I'm the pig with the mole on my face. 271 00:18:06,351 --> 00:18:09,855 A hairy mole. Do you see a mole? 272 00:18:12,858 --> 00:18:15,327 Do I dress like a pig? 273 00:18:16,728 --> 00:18:19,231 No, but, Terence, I wouldn't worry about it. 274 00:18:19,731 --> 00:18:23,135 It's just a book. It'll be forgotten in... a few months. 275 00:18:23,635 --> 00:18:27,840 Oh, fine for you to talk. You're the damned hero. 276 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:30,843 I, meanwhile, am a spineless coward... 277 00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:33,345 who tries to kill unarmed women. 278 00:18:33,345 --> 00:18:37,282 You think that's bad? She called me a cheap whore and a thief! 279 00:18:38,584 --> 00:18:40,452 I was never cheap. 280 00:18:43,589 --> 00:18:46,091 Terence, I don't like it either, 281 00:18:46,592 --> 00:18:49,261 but you can't kill a defenseless mortal. 282 00:18:49,261 --> 00:18:51,697 Says who? 283 00:18:54,566 --> 00:18:57,536 Uh, hold that a minute, would you? 284 00:18:57,536 --> 00:18:59,338 We haven't finished yet. 285 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:04,843 She needs to have an accident. 286 00:19:04,843 --> 00:19:08,347 Break her writing arm. Have her jaw wired. 287 00:19:08,347 --> 00:19:11,850 No, I'd use poison. Maybe a big rock. 288 00:19:11,850 --> 00:19:14,853 What about a stake through the heart? 289 00:19:15,354 --> 00:19:17,856 I do like the way you think. 290 00:19:19,358 --> 00:19:22,361 Mr. MacLeod, such a pleasure. 291 00:19:22,361 --> 00:19:24,363 Oh, thank you. Thank you very much. 292 00:19:24,363 --> 00:19:28,367 There you are. You're not supposed to be disappearing. That's not our deal. 293 00:19:28,867 --> 00:19:31,370 You're on display. I don't like being on display. 294 00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:33,872 Don't pout. It's not attractive. Your public's waiting. 295 00:19:33,872 --> 00:19:37,209 I tell you what. You've made your rounds already. Why don't we get out of here? 296 00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:41,914 Why, Duncan, that would be premature evacuation, n'est-ce pas? 297 00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:44,283 Why the rush? 298 00:19:45,088 --> 00:19:48,187 Uh, I'll tell you later. 299 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:51,790 Where are we going? Bali? The Highlands? 300 00:19:51,790 --> 00:19:55,627 Oh, anywhere you like. Okay, your place. 301 00:19:55,627 --> 00:19:58,497 - What, now? - Excuse me. 302 00:19:58,497 --> 00:20:02,501 Uh, now, now. See that guy? He tried to steal my wallet. 303 00:20:02,501 --> 00:20:05,637 Hold on, please. Carolyn! Carolyn! 304 00:20:05,904 --> 00:20:08,607 Did you try to take his wallet, sir? Do I know you? 305 00:20:08,607 --> 00:20:10,876 It's simple, really. 306 00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:15,714 Duncan MacLeod is every woman's sexual fantasy-- 307 00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:18,217 a warrior with the heart of a poet. 308 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,719 I'd really love to meet him. 309 00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:23,222 But he's more than that. 310 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:26,225 He's a man of ethics, principles. 311 00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:29,528 He's a tragic romantic figure. 312 00:20:29,528 --> 00:20:32,531 And if he didn't exist, we'd have to invent him. 313 00:20:32,531 --> 00:20:35,534 So what did you learn from this fantasy? Do you really want to know? 314 00:20:35,534 --> 00:20:39,438 Oh, absolutely. The first time Duncan MacLeod turns up, 315 00:20:39,438 --> 00:20:43,442 he's a chieftain's son, raised to lead a Highland clan. 316 00:20:43,942 --> 00:20:46,945 He fell in love with the daughter of a neighboring chieftain, 317 00:20:46,945 --> 00:20:49,815 but she was pledged in marriage to his kinsman. 318 00:20:49,815 --> 00:20:54,186 You know, a real Romeo and Juliet kind of thing. 319 00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:57,122 Aye, you're a good lad. 320 00:21:02,861 --> 00:21:04,763 Duncan! 321 00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:08,867 Their love was so strong, so pure, it couldn't be denied. 322 00:21:08,867 --> 00:21:12,304 But he gave it all up for honor. 323 00:21:17,643 --> 00:21:20,545 You spoke to me father. What did he say? 324 00:21:20,545 --> 00:21:23,282 Aye, we spoke. 325 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:27,119 Oh, Duncan, no. We love each other. 326 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:31,857 He nay moved, Debra. You're to marry my cousin Robert, and that's the end of it. 327 00:21:31,857 --> 00:21:35,627 You're the chieftain's son. There has to be something you can do. 328 00:21:35,627 --> 00:21:39,598 Do you not think I've tried? This is a joining of the clans, the Campbells and the MacLeods. 329 00:21:39,598 --> 00:21:42,467 Our clans will be joined when I marry you. 330 00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:46,672 You're pledged to him. We cannot be. 331 00:21:58,583 --> 00:22:02,354 When you look at this, 332 00:22:02,354 --> 00:22:04,523 think of me. 333 00:22:05,023 --> 00:22:06,858 What are you saying? 334 00:22:06,858 --> 00:22:09,761 I'm leaving. 335 00:22:09,761 --> 00:22:13,598 Then take me with you. We'll go together, start over somewhere. 336 00:22:13,598 --> 00:22:18,103 I'll nay dishonor you, Debra, nor shame my family. 337 00:22:18,103 --> 00:22:22,107 I will marry him if I must, Duncan, but please do not leave me. 338 00:22:22,107 --> 00:22:26,611 I have to see you, even if it's only across the village. 339 00:22:29,114 --> 00:22:31,616 You're the love of my life, Debra Campbell. 340 00:22:33,118 --> 00:22:36,621 Two strong men in love with the same woman? 341 00:22:36,621 --> 00:22:38,623 Of course there was a fight. 342 00:22:38,623 --> 00:22:41,560 Damn you, Duncan! You've turned her heart against me. 343 00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:45,297 She cannie help her heart! No more than I can help mine. 344 00:22:45,297 --> 00:22:48,100 You'll not make me a cuckold. 345 00:22:48,433 --> 00:22:50,102 Draw your blade. 346 00:22:52,270 --> 00:22:55,073 On a clansman? Let me pass. 347 00:22:55,073 --> 00:22:57,409 Not before you give me satisfaction. 348 00:22:57,409 --> 00:23:00,379 Robert, we've been friends all our lives. 349 00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:02,714 I cannie fight you. 350 00:23:02,714 --> 00:23:05,517 Coward! 351 00:23:08,987 --> 00:23:11,723 If you were not kin, you'd be dead where you stand. 352 00:23:11,723 --> 00:23:14,993 You'll not walk away on this! Not while I live. 353 00:23:14,993 --> 00:23:18,797 A challenge is made-- no MacLeod can turn his back on such words. 354 00:23:18,797 --> 00:23:21,833 - But, Father, he's kin. - And you're a chieftain's son! 355 00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:38,784 Robert, withdraw the challenge. I dinna want your blood. 356 00:23:38,784 --> 00:23:41,787 Aye, but I want yours. 357 00:23:56,234 --> 00:23:59,538 You have your satisfaction. 358 00:24:08,847 --> 00:24:11,716 Robert. Robert! 359 00:24:11,716 --> 00:24:14,052 Duncan. 360 00:24:14,553 --> 00:24:16,621 You can't die, Robert. 361 00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:20,859 He killed his own cousin, the boy he'd grown up with. 362 00:24:20,859 --> 00:24:24,362 After all this, it wasn't to be. 363 00:24:24,362 --> 00:24:27,232 Debra! The tragic part is she died anyway. 364 00:24:27,232 --> 00:24:30,936 All the love in his heart couldn't save her. 365 00:24:43,982 --> 00:24:45,717 No! 366 00:24:45,717 --> 00:24:48,220 Debra! 367 00:25:04,436 --> 00:25:07,439 He left his clan shortly after that. 368 00:25:07,439 --> 00:25:10,442 Just rode away into the mist. 369 00:25:12,944 --> 00:25:16,448 They say he's wandered the world ever since. 370 00:25:16,448 --> 00:25:18,383 Yeah. 371 00:25:18,884 --> 00:25:22,387 You know, they still tell that story in a little village in Scotland. 372 00:25:22,387 --> 00:25:25,891 Glenfinnan. On the shores of Loch Shiel, yeah. 373 00:25:25,891 --> 00:25:28,460 How did you know? 374 00:25:28,460 --> 00:25:30,962 It's in your book. 375 00:25:31,463 --> 00:25:34,232 You're right. And I thought you weren't a fan. Well-- 376 00:25:34,232 --> 00:25:38,737 Imagine the loss. Wandering the earth alone, 377 00:25:38,737 --> 00:25:41,740 longing for love, companionship, warmth, 378 00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:44,576 Yeah. with no one to truly understand his soul... 379 00:25:44,576 --> 00:25:48,146 and to share his pain. 380 00:25:48,146 --> 00:25:52,250 Would do anything for that man. I would willingly be his slave. 381 00:25:52,250 --> 00:25:56,955 Yeah, but no, it's not-- I want it! You want it! Stop fighting! 382 00:26:02,861 --> 00:26:07,465 Well, yippee-ki-yay. The rodeo's in town. 383 00:26:07,465 --> 00:26:10,368 Didn't you ever learn how to knock? 384 00:26:10,368 --> 00:26:14,573 Oh, you'd be surprised what I learned. Would you like me to show you? 385 00:26:14,573 --> 00:26:16,708 Amanda, this isn't exactly what you think. 386 00:26:16,708 --> 00:26:19,945 What I'm thinking, Duncan, you don't want to know. 387 00:26:19,945 --> 00:26:23,715 - Uh-- - Thirty bucks for the cabbie who brought me back. 388 00:26:23,715 --> 00:26:28,520 Uh, oh, yeah, of course. Right here. Look, uh-- 389 00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:33,058 I'll go and pay it right away. 390 00:26:33,058 --> 00:26:36,061 And don't-- 391 00:26:36,061 --> 00:26:38,496 Just don't. 392 00:26:49,307 --> 00:26:51,309 Keep the change. 393 00:26:55,313 --> 00:26:57,816 Oh, not now! 394 00:27:01,319 --> 00:27:03,321 Where is she? Who? 395 00:27:03,822 --> 00:27:08,827 Do you think I'm a fool? Carolyn Marsh, the author. Who else? 396 00:27:12,330 --> 00:27:16,835 A sable mane, muscles hard as hills. 397 00:27:17,836 --> 00:27:20,739 Eyes like... 398 00:27:20,739 --> 00:27:23,675 potatoes, or whatever the hell she said. 399 00:27:24,175 --> 00:27:26,177 You're sleeping with her. 400 00:27:26,177 --> 00:27:28,179 Uh, why would I want to do that? 401 00:27:28,179 --> 00:27:31,016 To make yourself look good and to make me look a fool. 402 00:27:31,516 --> 00:27:34,352 I swear, I haven't been anywhere near her. No? 403 00:27:34,853 --> 00:27:37,355 "As Duncan's lips crushed her to him, 404 00:27:37,355 --> 00:27:39,357 her hands went to his britches." 405 00:27:39,357 --> 00:27:42,494 Kilt. Bastard! 406 00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:44,029 Well, you know. 407 00:27:48,900 --> 00:27:51,903 Don't get between us again. 408 00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:04,349 Damn elevator's never there when you want it. 409 00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:07,652 Where is she? She's gone. 410 00:28:07,652 --> 00:28:10,822 - On the elevator? - On her broom. 411 00:28:10,822 --> 00:28:13,324 Oh, no! Oh! 412 00:28:23,334 --> 00:28:27,372 Oh, Carolyn, wait. I don't think you should go home tonight. 413 00:28:27,372 --> 00:28:30,709 Oh, right. I don't think your girlfriend will understand. There's nothing to understand. 414 00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:35,480 Oh, man. First thing you do is get yourself to that all-night florist on Water Street. 415 00:28:35,980 --> 00:28:38,483 Two dozen white roses should do the trick. 416 00:28:38,483 --> 00:28:40,485 Oh, no, not again. 417 00:28:40,485 --> 00:28:43,421 Back door. The back door? 418 00:28:43,421 --> 00:28:46,891 I'm an author. Carolyn! Carolyn! Where are you? 419 00:28:46,891 --> 00:28:50,795 I know you're here somewhere. I heard her voice. Didn't I? 420 00:28:50,795 --> 00:28:54,299 - Where is she? - She's not here, Terence. 421 00:28:54,299 --> 00:28:57,235 She's not here. Look. Go home. 422 00:28:59,637 --> 00:29:02,140 I shall not forget this. 423 00:29:02,140 --> 00:29:04,642 You, sir, are a skunk! 424 00:29:07,645 --> 00:29:09,147 A skunk. 425 00:29:11,149 --> 00:29:12,650 Oh, great. 426 00:29:24,863 --> 00:29:28,199 "Her naked flesh trembled under his touch. 427 00:29:28,700 --> 00:29:31,703 "Slowly, slowly she lay back on the satin pillows, 428 00:29:32,203 --> 00:29:34,706 "letting them caress her ivory skin. 429 00:29:39,210 --> 00:29:43,214 "She was about to be transported beyond any world she had ever known. 430 00:29:43,214 --> 00:29:46,484 "Her every breath anticipated what she knew must come. 431 00:29:46,985 --> 00:29:50,989 "Her silken blonde tresses cascaded over both their bodies as he caressed her. 432 00:29:50,989 --> 00:29:53,491 "She had been kissed by men before, 433 00:29:53,491 --> 00:29:55,493 but never like this." 434 00:29:59,998 --> 00:30:04,002 Tell me. I must know. Am I just another conquest for you? 435 00:30:04,002 --> 00:30:08,506 Oh, Melanie. Out of all the women I have been with, none could ever match you. 436 00:30:08,506 --> 00:30:12,510 If I live a thousand years, none ever could. 437 00:30:13,011 --> 00:30:15,513 Then take me. Take me. 438 00:31:18,109 --> 00:31:21,613 Duncan? Duncan? 439 00:31:50,341 --> 00:31:53,945 - Look who's here! 440 00:31:53,945 --> 00:31:58,850 Isn't he beautiful? Mr. MacLeod-- Duncan-- I'm so glad you could make it. 441 00:31:58,850 --> 00:32:01,352 Oh, that's okay. Could we have a word, please? 442 00:32:01,352 --> 00:32:04,856 Not now, Duncan. We've got to get to work, and you've got to get into character. 443 00:32:05,356 --> 00:32:08,326 I had this flown in from Western Costume in Hollywood. 444 00:32:08,826 --> 00:32:11,396 It's real Clan MacLeod tartan. 445 00:32:11,396 --> 00:32:14,399 It's very nice, but I'm not here to play Duncan MacLeod for you. 446 00:32:14,399 --> 00:32:17,902 Oh, I see. Well, put it to me in two words or less. 447 00:32:18,403 --> 00:32:21,406 Terence Coventry. 448 00:32:21,406 --> 00:32:24,909 Tim, give me five. 449 00:32:24,909 --> 00:32:27,845 Why bring up Terence Coventry? He's the villain in my book. 450 00:32:27,845 --> 00:32:31,282 And he was at your party yesterday. 451 00:32:33,184 --> 00:32:36,554 Drop the act, Carolyn. What's between you and Terence? 452 00:32:37,922 --> 00:32:40,258 All right. Terence and I-- 453 00:32:41,559 --> 00:32:43,795 We were once an item. 454 00:32:43,795 --> 00:32:47,265 - And? - And now we're not. 455 00:32:47,265 --> 00:32:52,103 Oh. So you made him the villain in your book just to get back at him. 456 00:32:52,103 --> 00:32:54,839 Writers do it all the time. And he deserves it. 457 00:32:54,839 --> 00:32:58,676 You expect him to walk away and do nothing? 458 00:32:58,676 --> 00:33:01,179 I don't want to talk about this. 459 00:33:01,179 --> 00:33:04,015 That's a switch. Look, I don't need advice from a cover model. 460 00:33:04,015 --> 00:33:06,718 Are you gonna do this Duncan MacLeod thing or not? 461 00:33:06,718 --> 00:33:09,854 Hmm. Not. 462 00:33:09,854 --> 00:33:13,324 Well, who's gonna wear the kilt? 463 00:33:13,324 --> 00:33:15,326 Mel Gibson. 464 00:33:21,933 --> 00:33:25,670 I told you she was trouble. Why go there in the first place? 465 00:33:25,670 --> 00:33:29,173 To try to get her to stop. She can't keep doing this to Terence. 466 00:33:29,173 --> 00:33:31,175 Can't keep doing this to me either. 467 00:33:31,676 --> 00:33:34,178 What, making you a hero? That's a problem? 468 00:33:34,679 --> 00:33:37,682 She tried to get me to wear a kilt. 469 00:33:37,682 --> 00:33:40,685 Really? I-I kind of like you in a kilt. 470 00:33:41,185 --> 00:33:43,187 You've got nice legs. 471 00:33:46,190 --> 00:33:48,192 Thank you. Very flattering. But no, thank you. 472 00:33:48,693 --> 00:33:51,696 Mmm. So you're finished with all this, then? 473 00:33:51,696 --> 00:33:55,500 Absolutely. Very nice. 474 00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:58,503 -I just love all of your books. - Enjoy. 475 00:33:58,503 --> 00:34:00,571 Thank you. 476 00:34:01,072 --> 00:34:03,574 Who shall I dedicate this to? 477 00:34:03,574 --> 00:34:05,576 How about Terence, the beastly boor? 478 00:34:05,576 --> 00:34:08,446 In case you haven't noticed, I'm busy. 479 00:34:08,446 --> 00:34:10,715 I know. Sticking knives in my back. 480 00:34:10,715 --> 00:34:13,084 I have a right to make a living. 481 00:34:13,084 --> 00:34:17,922 Not like this. You can't do this to me. 482 00:34:17,922 --> 00:34:21,125 - Do you see a mole? 483 00:34:21,125 --> 00:34:24,262 Am I that ugly? I ask you again. 484 00:34:24,262 --> 00:34:26,664 Am I that ugly? 485 00:34:26,664 --> 00:34:28,499 Here. Let me write something. 486 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,936 - "Dear Terence, Screw you." 487 00:34:31,936 --> 00:34:35,406 I suggest you take a hike before Duncan MacLeod gets here. 488 00:34:35,406 --> 00:34:39,243 Oh. You put me down right now! 489 00:34:39,243 --> 00:34:41,646 I will scream! Go ahead, scream. 490 00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:51,089 Thanks. 491 00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:55,593 Now, if you thought Terence was that mad, why did you leave? 492 00:34:55,593 --> 00:34:58,963 Because she made me mad, and it was turning into a circus. 493 00:34:58,963 --> 00:35:04,268 Right. So she pisses you off, and you leave her to the wolves. 494 00:35:05,770 --> 00:35:08,539 Oh, hey, I would've done the same thing. 495 00:35:08,539 --> 00:35:11,909 Well, good. Glad that's sorted out. 496 00:35:11,909 --> 00:35:15,413 But what would the real Duncan MacLeod have done? 497 00:35:15,413 --> 00:35:17,415 I am the real Duncan MacLeod. 498 00:35:17,415 --> 00:35:19,917 Well, I don't know what the fuss is all about. 499 00:35:19,917 --> 00:35:22,386 To tell the truth, it wouldn't bother me if you did kill her. 500 00:35:22,386 --> 00:35:25,223 You here for me? I'm here for her. 501 00:35:25,223 --> 00:35:28,226 - What? - Oh, no! 502 00:35:31,462 --> 00:35:33,931 MacLeod! 503 00:35:38,936 --> 00:35:42,373 I think when the going gets tough, the tough go shopping. 504 00:35:46,410 --> 00:35:48,212 What did he look like? 505 00:35:48,713 --> 00:35:50,214 Well, he was a handsome brute. 506 00:35:50,715 --> 00:35:53,718 He was so insistent. Threw her over his shoulder and dragged her out of here. 507 00:35:54,218 --> 00:35:56,220 Oh, it was incredibly romantic. 508 00:35:56,220 --> 00:35:59,724 Did you catch a name? Sorry. 509 00:35:59,724 --> 00:36:01,726 Oh, wait. He left this. 510 00:36:01,726 --> 00:36:04,228 Terence. 511 00:36:08,766 --> 00:36:11,302 What did I say? 512 00:36:13,804 --> 00:36:17,308 Terence, it's my book, and I'll put in it what I want to. 513 00:36:17,308 --> 00:36:19,810 Not when you use my name you won't. 514 00:36:19,810 --> 00:36:22,313 And how can you make me such a tasteless bastard? 515 00:36:22,313 --> 00:36:24,315 I suppose I should've made you the hero. 516 00:36:24,315 --> 00:36:27,818 You should never have written any of it. Are you finished? 517 00:36:27,818 --> 00:36:30,321 Carolyn, why are you doing this? 518 00:36:30,321 --> 00:36:32,823 Look, Terence, let's just call it quits. 519 00:36:32,823 --> 00:36:34,825 I'll go my way, and you'll go yours. 520 00:36:35,326 --> 00:36:38,496 And what about the book? That's all you're interested in, isn't it? 521 00:36:38,496 --> 00:36:40,498 Wait until you see the sequel. 522 00:36:40,498 --> 00:36:43,000 No. No, it's not all I'm interested in. 523 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:46,003 Look, just come to the house tonight for dinner. 524 00:36:46,003 --> 00:36:49,540 What, so your servants can hold me down and you can put a knife through my heart? 525 00:36:49,540 --> 00:36:52,810 It'll just be you and me. I'll even make dinner. All by yourself? 526 00:36:52,810 --> 00:36:55,813 And then we'll sit around for the next five hours... 527 00:36:55,813 --> 00:36:59,250 while you tell me what a hero you've been and how many women you've had? 528 00:36:59,750 --> 00:37:02,086 You talk, and I'll listen. 529 00:37:02,086 --> 00:37:04,388 That'll be something different. 530 00:37:04,388 --> 00:37:08,159 Please, just say yes. 531 00:37:10,461 --> 00:37:12,363 Maybe. 532 00:37:32,183 --> 00:37:35,586 I think Duncan'll like this. Don't you? 533 00:37:35,586 --> 00:37:38,823 He'll love it... on me. 534 00:37:38,823 --> 00:37:42,026 Well, I think you should get last year's model. I hear it's a little roomier. 535 00:37:42,026 --> 00:37:47,064 Why spend money on a dress? It'll come right off the first guy gets within 15 feet. 536 00:37:47,064 --> 00:37:52,703 You both look absolutely fabulous. 537 00:37:53,204 --> 00:37:56,207 Are you sisters? 538 00:37:56,707 --> 00:38:00,711 Listen, honey, I'd forget MacLeod. You are way out of your league. 539 00:38:00,711 --> 00:38:02,713 He and I go back a long way. 540 00:38:02,713 --> 00:38:06,317 And to think, I wasn't going to bring age into this. 541 00:38:06,317 --> 00:38:09,120 Listen, you garden-variety slug, I read your little book. 542 00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:12,356 You think you're gonna turn MacLeod into your fantasy lover... 543 00:38:12,356 --> 00:38:14,959 with you as the damsel in distress? 544 00:38:14,959 --> 00:38:18,262 Get real. Just look at you. You're not even close. 545 00:38:18,262 --> 00:38:20,564 You never will be. 546 00:38:22,566 --> 00:38:24,502 How dare you! 547 00:38:28,806 --> 00:38:32,043 What did I say? 548 00:38:38,282 --> 00:38:40,685 Hey, are-are you okay? 549 00:38:44,689 --> 00:38:48,693 What difference does it make? Just go away. 550 00:38:48,693 --> 00:38:51,996 You're not okay. What the hell do you know? 551 00:38:51,996 --> 00:38:55,766 I know when someone's a complete wreck when I see them. 552 00:38:57,268 --> 00:39:00,771 Look, don't cry. It's gonna be all right. It's gonna be all right. 553 00:39:00,771 --> 00:39:04,775 That's a $5,000 dress. 554 00:39:06,277 --> 00:39:10,448 Put it on my card. Would you just tell me about it? 555 00:39:10,448 --> 00:39:12,249 No. 556 00:39:12,750 --> 00:39:15,252 There's this man. 557 00:39:15,553 --> 00:39:17,455 When isn't there? 558 00:39:17,455 --> 00:39:19,857 It's not MacLeod? 559 00:39:19,857 --> 00:39:22,860 Are you in love with him? No, I hate him. 560 00:39:22,860 --> 00:39:27,365 No, you don't. Take it from me. Just tell me what happened. 561 00:39:27,365 --> 00:39:30,267 You were right. I'm out of my league. 562 00:39:30,267 --> 00:39:33,771 He said that to you? He didn't have to. I just know. 563 00:39:33,771 --> 00:39:37,775 Rule number one with men: You never assume what they're thinking. 564 00:39:37,775 --> 00:39:40,778 Look, I'm sure there's thousands of guys who would be thrilled... 565 00:39:40,778 --> 00:39:43,781 to be book covers for Carolyn Marsh. 566 00:39:43,781 --> 00:39:48,285 Carol Ann Marshak. From Newark, New Jersey. 567 00:39:48,285 --> 00:39:51,288 Carolyn Marsh is the kind of name publishers like... 568 00:39:51,288 --> 00:39:54,291 because it's classy and elegant, like you. 569 00:39:54,291 --> 00:39:56,794 Come on. You had me fooled. 570 00:39:56,794 --> 00:40:01,298 Right. Maybe if I lived a few hundred years like you, I could get it right. 571 00:40:01,298 --> 00:40:03,300 How much do you know? 572 00:40:05,803 --> 00:40:07,738 A little. 573 00:40:07,738 --> 00:40:09,740 A lot. 574 00:40:09,740 --> 00:40:14,412 Oh, boy. And the books, all that stuff about theBlade of the MacLeods? 575 00:40:14,912 --> 00:40:18,382 Well, they're true stories. And it was a good way to get back at Terence. 576 00:40:18,382 --> 00:40:21,185 Terence. You're in love with Terence Coventry? 577 00:40:21,185 --> 00:40:22,520 I was. 578 00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:25,856 We met about six years ago at a charity ball. 579 00:40:26,357 --> 00:40:30,361 Everyone was in costume, and he looked so good in his waistcoat. 580 00:40:30,361 --> 00:40:33,798 And then he started telling me these stories about some relative... 581 00:40:33,798 --> 00:40:36,734 who'd been a wandering bard and a swordsman for hire. 582 00:40:36,734 --> 00:40:40,738 I told him he should write a book, and he just laughed at me. 583 00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:46,610 And I fell in love. Well, why not happily ever after, then? 584 00:40:46,610 --> 00:40:49,914 Well, he told me about being immortal-- 585 00:40:49,914 --> 00:40:52,917 that the stories were true, and they were about him. 586 00:40:52,917 --> 00:40:57,521 I mean, it was everything I'd ever dreamed of, read about my whole life. 587 00:40:57,521 --> 00:41:01,926 He'd been there. He'd been with princesses and queens. 588 00:41:01,926 --> 00:41:03,928 He was gonna live forever. 589 00:41:04,428 --> 00:41:07,431 And me? I'm just gonna get old and fat. 590 00:41:07,431 --> 00:41:11,435 And I'll always be from Newark. It was just a matter of time. 591 00:41:11,435 --> 00:41:16,774 And so you left him first, and then you changed all the stories and came on to MacLeod. 592 00:41:16,774 --> 00:41:19,376 I wanted to hurt him, to make him angry. 593 00:41:19,376 --> 00:41:22,179 Well, congratulations. It worked. 594 00:41:22,179 --> 00:41:25,516 If he doesn't kill you, he's gonna kill-- 595 00:41:25,516 --> 00:41:27,852 Oh, my God! MacLeod. 596 00:41:33,190 --> 00:41:36,093 Turkey. 597 00:41:53,811 --> 00:41:56,614 Oh! What are you doing here? 598 00:41:56,614 --> 00:41:59,083 Where is Carolyn? 599 00:41:59,583 --> 00:42:01,085 On her way. 600 00:42:01,085 --> 00:42:04,088 We'd like to be alone, if you don't mind. 601 00:42:04,588 --> 00:42:07,091 You don't think I'm gonna leave her here with you, do you? 602 00:42:07,091 --> 00:42:10,594 Always the hero. Sounds like you're starting to believe your own publicity. 603 00:42:10,594 --> 00:42:13,597 What are you planning to do? Be the lady's champion on a white charger? 604 00:42:14,098 --> 00:42:15,466 If I have to. 605 00:42:15,466 --> 00:42:19,303 Not again. Not now. You're not a very good cook, are you? 606 00:42:21,305 --> 00:42:24,308 How dare you, sir! En garde. 607 00:42:24,775 --> 00:42:27,511 - Are you nuts? - No, I'm not nuts. 608 00:42:27,511 --> 00:42:30,414 I should've finished you off back then. Back when? 609 00:42:30,414 --> 00:42:33,083 You couldn't even finish off a meal. Hah! Missed! 610 00:42:33,083 --> 00:42:35,920 Yah! Ha-ha! No, I didn't. 611 00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:38,155 All right. 612 00:42:38,155 --> 00:42:41,158 Oh, so, you wanna get serious, huh? 613 00:43:08,018 --> 00:43:09,687 Huh? 614 00:43:14,024 --> 00:43:16,226 Oh, Carolyn, hi. We were just, uh-- 615 00:43:16,226 --> 00:43:19,363 Fighting over me? How romantic. 616 00:43:19,363 --> 00:43:20,631 Uh, no. Yes! 617 00:43:20,631 --> 00:43:22,399 Yes! You won't have her! 618 00:43:22,399 --> 00:43:25,035 - I don't want her! - Then why are you here? 619 00:43:25,035 --> 00:43:27,972 I'm trying to keep her away from you! 620 00:43:30,608 --> 00:43:34,445 What kind of hero are you, coming between a man and his wife? 621 00:43:34,445 --> 00:43:37,247 - She's your wife? - Like you didn't know. 622 00:43:37,481 --> 00:43:38,882 - I didn't! - He didn't. 623 00:43:38,882 --> 00:43:40,384 - You didn't? - He didn't. 624 00:43:40,384 --> 00:43:42,987 - I wouldn't! 625 00:43:42,987 --> 00:43:46,357 - There is nothing between me and Carolyn. 626 00:43:46,357 --> 00:43:49,793 - That's true. - Then why did you leave me? 627 00:43:49,793 --> 00:43:52,463 She loves you, you big dope! 628 00:43:52,463 --> 00:43:54,264 What? What? 629 00:43:55,499 --> 00:43:57,801 Is she serious? 630 00:44:00,671 --> 00:44:03,040 I give up. What's there to understand? 631 00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:05,342 What did you think was gonna happen, Terence? 632 00:44:05,342 --> 00:44:08,946 All those stories about Terence Coventry, world's greatest hero, world's greatest lover! 633 00:44:08,946 --> 00:44:12,716 - You swept her off her feet! - Well, of course I did. I did? 634 00:44:17,621 --> 00:44:21,025 - Then what did I do wrong? - You were too good to be true. 635 00:44:21,525 --> 00:44:23,961 What woman wants to compete with Helen of Troy? 636 00:44:23,961 --> 00:44:26,730 But she can! 637 00:44:27,231 --> 00:44:29,733 You can. 638 00:44:29,733 --> 00:44:32,503 Those stories I told-- 639 00:44:32,503 --> 00:44:34,905 I told them to you because I trust you, 640 00:44:35,406 --> 00:44:37,408 because I wanted you to know me. 641 00:44:37,408 --> 00:44:40,411 Those people, those places, they were my life. 642 00:44:40,411 --> 00:44:43,414 But you-- you, Carolyn, you are my life. 643 00:44:43,414 --> 00:44:45,916 Oh, Terence. 644 00:44:45,916 --> 00:44:48,385 Isn't that romantic? 645 00:44:48,385 --> 00:44:51,588 Let's get out of here before this gets embarrassing. 646 00:44:52,089 --> 00:44:57,161 Why can't you be more like that? 647 00:44:57,161 --> 00:44:59,396 Um, I, uh, charged it. 648 00:44:59,396 --> 00:45:01,398 On what? Your library card? 649 00:45:01,899 --> 00:45:05,869 Think of it as a birthday present. Hey, come back here! Amanda! 650 00:45:05,869 --> 00:45:08,772 I'm such a sucker for romantic stories. 651 00:45:09,273 --> 00:45:11,275 I couldn't tell. 652 00:45:11,275 --> 00:45:14,278 So, do you think they'll live happily ever after? 653 00:45:14,278 --> 00:45:17,281 As a matter of fact, yes. 654 00:45:20,784 --> 00:45:23,787 Oh, you're vain. 655 00:45:23,787 --> 00:45:27,791 And you are, and will always be, a big Boy Scout. 656 00:45:27,791 --> 00:45:30,294 That's why you love me. 657 00:45:33,297 --> 00:45:35,799 Do we love each other? 658 00:45:37,801 --> 00:45:39,303 In our own way. 659 00:45:39,803 --> 00:45:41,805 What way is that? 660 00:45:41,805 --> 00:45:44,808 Amanda, you know this conversation never turns out well. 661 00:45:44,808 --> 00:45:46,810 No, wait. What never turns out well? 662 00:45:46,810 --> 00:45:50,314 When we try to dissect what we are. You sound just like a man. 663 00:45:50,314 --> 00:45:53,751 I am a man. Oh, that's beside the point. 664 00:45:53,751 --> 00:45:57,254 Amanda, 665 00:45:57,254 --> 00:45:59,757 what we have is incredibly special. 666 00:45:59,757 --> 00:46:02,259 It's just not mortal love. So? 667 00:46:02,259 --> 00:46:05,262 So I want you to be honest with me. Can you do that? 668 00:46:05,262 --> 00:46:08,766 Hmm? Tell me. Talk! 669 00:46:08,766 --> 00:46:12,770 How many years could you see us-- 670 00:46:12,770 --> 00:46:14,772 no, decades or centuries-- 671 00:46:14,772 --> 00:46:16,673 can you see us spending together? 672 00:46:16,673 --> 00:46:18,542 I'm not talking about every now and then. 673 00:46:19,042 --> 00:46:22,045 I'm talking about every day, every hour. 674 00:46:22,045 --> 00:46:25,549 What, you mean till one of us kills the other? 675 00:46:25,549 --> 00:46:27,551 Exactly my point. 676 00:46:27,551 --> 00:46:31,054 It's just not fair. 677 00:46:31,054 --> 00:46:34,558 All a girl wants is a little romance, 678 00:46:35,058 --> 00:46:38,061 to be swept off her feet every now and then. 679 00:46:42,833 --> 00:46:44,735 Oh, now that's more like it. 680 00:46:45,235 --> 00:46:47,738 Stop. 681 00:46:50,741 --> 00:46:52,743 I do love you, Amanda. 682 00:47:08,158 --> 00:47:10,661 "His hands caressed the nape of her neck, 683 00:47:10,661 --> 00:47:14,665 "hands that had killed, hands that could wield the mightiest sword, 684 00:47:14,665 --> 00:47:17,668 "yet now they were at her service-- 685 00:47:17,668 --> 00:47:20,671 "gentle, strong, sensitive, 686 00:47:20,671 --> 00:47:24,675 "tracing the delicate line of her hair, down her throat, 687 00:47:24,675 --> 00:47:28,679 "gently slipping her gown from one creamy shoulder. 688 00:47:29,179 --> 00:47:33,684 Her breath quickened as his mouth approached the newly bared flesh." 689 00:47:33,684 --> 00:47:36,687 Put the book down. But it's just getting good. 690 00:47:37,187 --> 00:47:39,189 We can do better. 691 00:47:59,643 --> 00:48:02,012 And here we are 692 00:48:02,012 --> 00:48:06,049 We're the princes of the universe 693 00:48:06,516 --> 00:48:10,721 Here we belong fighting for survival 694 00:48:11,154 --> 00:48:14,925 We've come to be the rulers of your world 695 00:48:26,570 --> 00:48:28,472 I am immortal 696 00:48:28,472 --> 00:48:31,742 I have inside me blood of kings Yeah! 697 00:48:32,175 --> 00:48:34,544 I have no rival 698 00:48:34,978 --> 00:48:37,347 No man can be my equal 699 00:48:37,781 --> 00:48:41,151 Take me to the future of your world 700 00:48:41,151 --> 00:48:43,553 Closed-Captioned By Captions, Inc. Los Angeles 701 00:48:43,603 --> 00:48:48,153 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0